'Ode to Dead Ice Creams' by DinahBird & Jean-Philippe Renoult,
with a very special thanks to Ward Weis for letting them dip into his vast collection of fridge hums.
ODE TO DEAD ICE CREAMS (Bird & Renoult)
R.I.P. Rhubarb Sorbet with Swiss Mocha Chips and Blueberry Soldiers
R.I.P. Cinnamon Apple Flavored Ice Cream with Pigeon Pie
R.I.P. Mint Flavored Vanilla Ice Cream with Chocolate Chips and blue tongues
R.I.P. Banana Flavored Ice Cream with congealed rabbit droppings
R.I.P. Papaya Sorbet with Swiss Mocha Chips and strawberry Socialists
R.I.P. Mint Flavored Ice Cream with Chocolate Chipendales
R.I.P. Tangerine Sorbet with Tibetan Root Beer
R.I.P. Mango Flavored Ice Cream with Blue Velvet splashes
R.I.P. Butter Almond Flavored Ice Cream with frosted Pecan shells
R.I.P. Vanilla Ice Cream with Vanilla Beans, Vanilla rice and Vanilla potatoes.
R.I.P. licorice Ice Cream with crazy Cherry poppers
R.I.P. Black Cherry Flavored Ice Cream with Black Albums from Prince & La Monte Young
R.I.P. Passion fruit Sorbet with Chocolate Coated Almond Clusters, hubs and other digital facilities
R.I.P. Gooseberry Sorbet with real goose
R.I.P. Apple Ice Cream with Chocolate Chips dates
R.I.P. Pear to Pear sorbet
R.I.P. Blueberry ice cream with Salted peanut Jazz theme
R.I.P. Coffee & Cinnamon Flavored Ice Cream with whortelberry Pie Mix and breadnut loaf
R.I.P. Watermelon Sorbet with German fridges and Caramelized microphones
R.I.P. Blood Orange Ice Cream with Sea Salt Sarongs
R.I.P. Kiwi Ice Cream with Marshmallow, cucumber and Caramel onion rings
R.I.P. Brazilian Guava Flavored Ice Cream with Roasted avocado and Deep fried finger nails
R.I.P. Wild Peach sorbet with seagull tears
R.I.P. Florida Lemon sorbet with cloudberry fool.
R.I.P. Dead man’s Fingers Ice Cream with Caterpillar boots
R.I.P. Coco de mer Ice Cream with cocky apple Swirls and Paul Raymond’s New year’s model
R.I.P. Pistachio Flavored Ice Cream with Pinocchio’s vintage caramelized snot
R.I.P. Blackberry sorbet with Buddhas’ hands
R.I.P. Chupa chupa Ice Cream with deep fried Barbie curls